The Tale of Melon City
By Vikram Seth • A Satire on Justice and Bureaucracy
The King is described as "just and placid." He orders an arch to be built across the thoroughfare to "edify" spectators. However, the arch is built too low, and it knocks off the king's crown as he rides under it.
To uphold justice, the King orders a hanging. A comical blame game ensues:
The Architect cleverley points out that the King himself had made changes to the blueprints, making the King the ultimate culprit.
The King, confused, calls for the Wisest Man (who is so old he can't see). The wise man suggests hanging the Arch because "it was the arch that hit the king." A minister objects, saying you can't hang something that touched the King's head.
The Solution: The crowd is restless. The ministers decide that "someone" must be hanged. They set up a noose, and only the King is tall enough to fit it. Thus, the King is hanged by his own decree.
According to custom, the next person to pass the City Gate chooses the king. An idiot passes by, and since he loves melons, he says "A Melon." A melon is literally crowned king. The people are happy because the melon king does not interfere with their lives (Laissez-faire).
- Bureaucratic Folly: Moving blame instead of taking responsibility.
- Public Apathy: The crowd just wants a spectacle (the hanging) regardless of who is guilty.
- Governance: A critique of "blind" justice that follows the letter of the law but ignores the spirit.
Extract Qs - The Crown & The Noose
[ POLITICAL SATIRE & BUREAUCRATIC ABSURDITY ]
The arch was built too low. A frown
Appeared upon his placid face."
The King's were hurt. He wanted the arch to "edify" (impress) people, but instead, it made him look ridiculous by knocking his crown off. This minor inconvenience led him to order an immediate execution, showing how fragile his "placidity" actually was.
The King values Public Satisfaction over actual justice. He realizes the crowd is becoming restless and dangerous. Instead of finding the truly guilty person, he decides that "anybody" will do, as long as a hanging take place. This is a critique of populism.
He used the King's own vanity against him. He reminded the King that he had Amended the Plans mid-way. By the law of the land, if the King changed the design, the King was technically responsible for the flaw. This cornered the King into his own logic.
The ministers set up a noose and declared that Physical Height was the only criteria for guilt. Whoever was tall enough to reach the noose would be hanged. Ironically, only the King was tall enough, making his own stature the reason for his death.
The people wanted Laissez-faire (Non-interference). As long as the king (a melon) didn't tax them, start wars, or interfere in their businesses, they didn't care who sat on the throne. It satirizes the lack of political awareness in the general public.
An idiot who passed by the gate.
Vikram Seth.
Satirical Glossary
The Tale of Melon City
